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Hunger or Distraction
Hunger or Distraction
2025

I would describe myself as a person with a poor attention span, one made worse by hunger, stress, or a combination of both. I’ll note that even when I have eaten the required amount of calories for my daily expenditure of energy, needing to do things that I really don’t want to do will fire up an immense snack attack that builds in proportion to the stress of the situation. It’s truly unbearable (I whine). Why do I, a normal person, have to do anything ever other than eat grapes while reclining from an Etruscan sofa? It’s completely unfair, as this chart shows.